|"Uh, Stephen? That was supposed to be a picture of ME."|
“You cannot make an iPad 2 by putting two iPad 1's in a panini press! No matter how much provolone you put in the middle. So, please, Apple. Make me the 'appiest' man in the world, and GIVE ME AN IPAD 2. Also, I could use a new panini press."
~ Stephen Colbert
I got an email from my girlfriend Dee this morning.
I’m kinda surprised she’s still talking to me, after the Albino Eyes Incident.
Dee pointed out that I haven’t been quoting song lyrics at the beginning of my blog posts for the past week or so. She demanded to know, “What’s up with that?”
Um...I haven’t been?
That right there should tell you everything you need to know about Kage and ADHD.
Hey! A squirrel! Haha! Come here, squirrel!
Wait, that's not a squirrel. It's just a piece of paper.
What I'm trying to say is that Henry Rollins is still in Australia, and I’m pining for him. I miss my imaginary lover. We are really close, like Charlie Sheen and Winning!, so separation is hard on both of us.
Though a bit harder on me, obviously, since he doesn’t know I exist.
Anyway, here’s an awesome video of Henry teaching Manny Chevrolet how to work out.
Ladies, try not to lick the screen. It doesn’t taste like Henry.