Nice Boobs Will Get You Everything In Life

A little bit of whining, a flash of cleavage, and all of sudden my boobs and I have created a new blog award!

Remember last week, when I was all miffed that the blogger award from Heather at Sugar Free Thoughts wasn’t, in fact, for my amazing rack, but for my writing? Remember the tantrum I threw, the crystal thrown against the walls, the curtains slashed, the fires set and left to burn?

Oh wait, you prolly don’t remember that, since I didn't mention it.

Well, as usual, my tantrum brought me not blame and consequence, but praise and glory in the shape of a brand new blogger award!

That’s right, the fury that my unrequited boobs and I spread last week did not convince Heather to cut all communication with us because of our clear mental instability, but to make an award in our honor - even if only to shut us up:

“Some people are just never satisfied.  I mean, I give an awesome blogger award to my fantastic buddy Kage and what does she do?  She goes and bitches about it not being an award for her  breasticles. 


Of course after I thought about it, I decided she was right.  She has some pretty sweet boobs.”

Haha! See that right there? Evidence that having a great rack and/or a violent temper will get you everything you want in life.

Now, Heather also stated that she doesn’t give a shit what I do with the award, so I think I’ll skip the telling you seven things about myself bit, since I just did it last post. But I will pass the award forward to another five bloggers, in the hopes that they will feel morally obligated to show me their boobs in return.

Edge Of Crazy


Eh, Why Not?


Same Shit, Different Day


Jewels Turning 30


Oh Gosh Wow

And now my boobs and I are going back to bed. We need our busty sleep.

I mean beauty sleep.

No wait, I did mean busty sleep.