Henry Rollins Is Gonna Be In My Pants Tonight - And You Get To Watch!

"That's RIGHT you're staying home tonight."

Ooops-a-dilly.

Did I say Henry Rollins was gonna be “in my pants” tonight?

I meant “in your t.v.”. Henry Rollins is gonna be in your t.v. tonight, and you get to watch him!

Henry “MyPecsDanceOnlyForKage” Rollins is making a guest appearance tonight on NBC’s new sitcom, The Paul Reiser Show.

(Check your local listings)

(Haha! I can’t believe I just wrote that)

(No, seriously, why would I write that?)

I didn’t know that Paul Reiser even had a new show on NBC, if truth be told. Of course, if we are being totally honest, generally speaking I don’t really know my ass from my elbow, either. But a couple of days ago, I was sitting around on my elbows and cyber-stalking Henry Rollins’ pectoral muscles when I discovered something special - my gorgeous (imaginary) boyfriend Henry was to be on this week’s episode of The Paul Reiser Show! Hooray!

I hope he gets naked, I thought happily, as I looked up the show times.

Sadly, Henry doesn't get naked in this episode - which is really quite a soul-crushing blow for me, if you wanna know the truth - but even without the gratuitous nudity which I had hoped for, it is worth watching.

The episode airs tonight on the american channel NBC, though I'm one of the lucky few that have already seen it. Up here in the Canadias, it aired two days ago. We get everything earlier up here because of how important we are to the movie and television industry. It is common practice here for all American sitcoms to be held up to rigorous Canadian standards. If a program doesn't meet these standards of excellence, all of the show's cast, crew and producers are dumped naked in the Rocky Mountains, and left to fend for themselves.

After all, who knows more about how to make great television than we do? Can you say CBC? That's right, baby, the CBC, that same gem of a channel that brought you "Little Mosque on the Prairie" and "Manbridge One on One". Mmmmmm, oh yeah, you know you're jealous, America. Eat it.

Anyway, I got to see Henry Rollins' guest appearance on The Paul Reiser Show this past Tuesday night - and now it’s your turn!

I know this goes without saying, but I’m gonna say it anyway - Henry was awesome. And not just because I wanna live in his pants.

Now, then. NOW THEN. Get up off your elbows, everyone, and go watch The Paul Reiser Show!


Eat! Watch
Pray! Masturbate
Love Clean up

I know I will.

Actually, I prolly won't clean up.

"Goddamnit! Where is the fucking remote?!?!"