|I am so tattooing this on my forehead.|
You WISH I was kidding, Mum.
Buzzbomb buzzbomb macho-mobile!
My pension comes
Each penny saved buys more escape
I'd rather carouse around all day
Than move into a home
Buzzbomb buzzbomb tape up loud
Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10
Faster faster in my car
Plow through rest area San-o-Lets
Splat goes the lonely salesman
Still wanking in the men's room
Cops 'round here scratching their heads
Flashing sirens, State patrol: uh oh.
~ Dead Kennedys
Remember the Marine, from Guam, 2004?
If not, click here: Donkey Punch
Here's what that fucking idiot (said with love, poodle) did for his 35th birthday last night, in San Diego. Unbelievable.
I don't know how to turn the screen upright, so you'll just have to turn your computer...upright. (In my defense, I am pretty, and I don't have to know how to turn ANY THING, ANY WAY.)
Hmmm. Maybe leaving Guam in '04 was the right thing to do...
Happy Birthday, Marine, my poodle! You crazy old buzzbomb ;)