Yes, I know, it's Jerry Springer's birthday! I celebrated by breaking a lawn chair over a midget's back. He was cheating on his wife with his sister, so he had it coming, anyway. You're welcome.
You are so retarded! I love reading your shit 'coz yo always have a twist. I think it's awesome that you obsess over somebody cool. The fact that you're in love with Henry Rollins is pretty fucking cool. You're not an idiot, that's pretty hot.
Hed, haha! how did you know about the box i got for henry?!
Jewels, i AM ready to fight you for henry rollins.
just sayin.
Bruce, it would be more special if i was with him, and henry and i were both naked and covered in edible caramel and chocolate and marshmallows.
Beer4Shower, where's my fucking video?!
Kevie, i am ashamed to say it, but i have never actually heard state of alert's music before. i am on it now, though. you know your fucking music, my friend.
Mike, I AM THE CUTEST STALKER THEM TWO BOYS HAVE EVER SEEN.
at least, that's what i'll tell the judge.
DCHY, i did enjoy mena's boobies in american beauty, though i feel compelled to point out that mine are bigger. yes, i am that childish.
Rafa, why do you keep telling me i'm retarded? are you hitting on me?
it is SO working...
CkretsGalore, if that isn't an invitation for a threesome, then i'm not completely nuts.
Lady M, mena who-ever doesn't matter darling, just henry rollins matters, cuz it was his bday.
and i am still waiting for my valentine's day card, chocolates, lingerie and personal pleasure device from you.
Copyboy, okay, i'll give you another hint...he should be in my bed right now.
and happy vday to you!
Charlotte, who the hell is robbie williams?
just kidding.
Katy, there are lesbians in the military? SWEET.
i'm gonna turn my apartment into a recruitment office.
Happy birthday Henry! Pretty sure Kage has a box for you waiting to be opened....
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I'd make a comment about how sexy he is but I am in no way prepared to fight you for him. hahaha.
ReplyDeletei think i need a few more hints...but who evr is having a birthday! i hope it is special!
ReplyDeleteYes, I know, it's Jerry Springer's birthday! I celebrated by breaking a lawn chair over a midget's back. He was cheating on his wife with his sister, so he had it coming, anyway. You're welcome.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Hank is 50... MAN!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, that's fucked. I'm going to listen to S.O.A. tonight and pretend like he's still a teenager.
If Henry, Jello and whoeverelse has a stalker, at least it's a hot stalker ;)
ReplyDeleteDid you enjoy...Mena...in "American Beauty"? ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are so retarded! I love reading your shit 'coz yo always have a twist. I think it's awesome that you obsess over somebody cool. The fact that you're in love with Henry Rollins is pretty fucking cool. You're not an idiot, that's pretty hot.
ReplyDeleteNo way...Hank is 50. Whatev, I'd still so do him like it was 1999.
ReplyDeleteWho is bloody Meno or-whatever-he-is-called?!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Did you get any valentine's cards?
You gotta give me more than that? I got nothing. Happy Vday!!!
ReplyDeleteI would not be disappointed/sad/angry/harbour any kinds of negative feelings toward you if you posted more pictures of Robbie... Just sayin' ;D
ReplyDeleteWait… Justin Bieber is a dude?
ReplyDeleteI thought Bieber’s dog tags were a statement about lesbians in the military…
Now I feel sort of stupid.
Hed,
ReplyDeletehaha! how did you know about the box i got for henry?!
Jewels,
i AM ready to fight you for henry rollins.
just sayin.
Bruce,
it would be more special if i was with him, and henry and i were both naked and covered in edible caramel and chocolate and marshmallows.
Beer4Shower,
where's my fucking video?!
Kevie,
i am ashamed to say it, but i have never actually heard state of alert's music before. i am on it now, though. you know your fucking music, my friend.
Mike,
I AM THE CUTEST STALKER THEM TWO BOYS HAVE EVER SEEN.
at least, that's what i'll tell the judge.
DCHY,
i did enjoy mena's boobies in american beauty, though i feel compelled to point out that mine are bigger. yes, i am that childish.
Rafa,
why do you keep telling me i'm retarded? are you hitting on me?
it is SO working...
CkretsGalore,
if that isn't an invitation for a threesome, then i'm not completely nuts.
Lady M,
mena who-ever doesn't matter darling, just henry rollins matters, cuz it was his bday.
and i am still waiting for my valentine's day card, chocolates, lingerie and personal pleasure device from you.
Copyboy,
okay, i'll give you another hint...he should be in my bed right now.
and happy vday to you!
Charlotte,
who the hell is robbie williams?
just kidding.
Katy,
there are lesbians in the military? SWEET.
i'm gonna turn my apartment into a recruitment office.
I'm a bit of a music nerd.
ReplyDeleteOk, fine, I'm a lot of a music nerd. Everything from the Boredoms to Neil Diamond.
I was also a hardcore kid growing up, so I was into all the early Dischord bands, the DC scene, SST stuff, Dead Kennedys, etc...
Thanks for the award up there by the way!
11 days late, but I don't care. Henry Rollins is the man
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