Sunday, February 27, 2011

Big Man With A Gun

Oh, hey, Trent. 
Gosh, you look lovely tonight. Better than lovely. Mmmm.
Ker-ist, it's hot in here.
And I think my panties just fell off.

I am a big man, yes I am
And I have a big gun
Got me a big old dick 
And I like to have fun


Held against your forehead
I'll make you suck it
Maybe I'll put a hole in your head
You know, just for the fuck of it


I can reduce you if I want
I can devour
I'm hard as fucking steel 
And I’ve got the power


I'm every inch a man 
And I'll show you somehow
Me and my fucking gun
Nothing can stop me now


~ Nine Inch Nails


Did I say gun?

I meant award.

Good work, baby. See you at home...


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9 comments:

  1. I was so excited when he won!! My God, Daddy looked GREAT!!!!

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  2. Trent Reznor wins Oscar... so cool.

    BUT hopefully it doesn't mean he'll stop doing rock records.

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  3. I heard about that on the radio this morn. I don't watch the Oscars but bitchin' for Mr. Reznor!

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  4. What? What happened? I'm lost. No worries, though. I'll google it up and come back here more educated. Yeah.

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  5. Jewels,
    sigh. didn't he, though?

    Kevie,
    yeah, the instrumental pieces are nice and all, but they're not why i love him. more rage!

    Ckrets,
    i didn't watch it either. i just made my mum and dad tell me when he won so i could look up his picture ;)

    Sugar Free,
    trent reznor won another award for being sex god, that's all. you know, the usual...

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  6. He's a good looking bollix, good for him though and obviously you.

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  7. Right? It's the only time I yelled all weekend with my shit flu. Hurt like hell, but totally worth it.

    "YAYYY TRENT WON YEAHHHHH!!!"

    hed

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  8. We're going to have to duct tape all of your celebrity crushes together into one super crush so you can have it all in one place.

    Or something.

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  9. And yet my scheisse film wasn't even considered for nomination. Regardless, congrats to Trent for an award well deserved.

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