tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post2982490929639411724..comments2023-05-19T05:44:44.198-06:00Comments on Sex, Sequins & Sociopaths: Terminal PreppieUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-53178251937803664262011-02-06T06:19:22.956-07:002011-02-06T06:19:22.956-07:00Haha, your relationship to what the hop-sital make...Haha, your relationship to what the hop-sital makes you eat/drink sounds like my relationship to what teachers try to make me read.<br />What's Ensure? I know I should jfgi, but I'm willing to bet that your description is shorter and way funnier!Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15299637293632514862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-20734902286745129412011-02-03T20:14:40.347-07:002011-02-03T20:14:40.347-07:00Bedrock,
you ain't heard nothing yet.Bedrock,<br />you ain't heard nothing yet.Henrietta Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759980222087034766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-20221118664126931892011-02-03T18:23:44.565-07:002011-02-03T18:23:44.565-07:00To be honest there Special K, it was the deafening...To be honest there Special K, it was the deafening snoring. I was just trying to be polite. . .Bedrockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01315667891700728607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-13840257712850916532011-02-01T16:42:22.320-07:002011-02-01T16:42:22.320-07:00Bedrock,
that's the straw that broke the camel...Bedrock,<br />that's the straw that broke the camel's back? THAT?!?!<br /><br />and if the wedding is canceled...can we still make out to richard cheese?<br /><br />Charlotte,<br />i am more than happy to oblige your random thoughts. i am 5 foot 9, and the shit they made us drink if we didn't finish all our food was Ensure. here's an extra fun fact - i used to drink it on my own all the time, but when they tried to force it on me in hop-sital, i fought them like a demented hellcat, just to be difficult.Henrietta Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759980222087034766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-69398025179897024462011-02-01T15:05:43.119-07:002011-02-01T15:05:43.119-07:00Just curious - my mind is pretty random like that....Just curious - my mind is pretty random like that.<br />Other random thoughts include "how tall are you?" and "what is that stuff that you don't want to drink, but they make you drink when you don't eat all your food?"... Don't know where it comes from, but I generate a lot of questions sometimes.Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15299637293632514862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-71293564484188908852011-02-01T10:56:38.450-07:002011-02-01T10:56:38.450-07:00Wait! You don't like snow?
Wedding's off....Wait! You don't like snow? <br />Wedding's off.<br />Sorry about your luck.Bedrockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01315667891700728607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-24687146386713433572011-02-01T02:19:21.504-07:002011-02-01T02:19:21.504-07:00Charlotte,
thank-you! that poem took me AGES to wr...Charlotte,<br />thank-you! that poem took me AGES to write. and yes, i used to dance to a couple rammstein songs, 'du hast' and 'ich will'. warum fragst du?<br /><br />Beer4Shower,<br />*sob* thank-you, boys. yes, you are right. i'm better off without the non-existant cad. he never treated me right anyway, did he?<br /><br />i'm well shot of his make believe ass. the pig.<br /><br />um...what are "high water pants"?Henrietta Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759980222087034766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-70591458730541731092011-01-31T21:44:19.889-07:002011-01-31T21:44:19.889-07:00I hate snow, and I hate imaginary characters like ...I hate snow, and I hate imaginary characters like Geoffrey. He already has such a nancy boy name. You just know he wears high water pants, suffers from asthma, and has a speech impediment. You're better off without him.A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-21983638999111194512011-01-31T16:19:54.415-07:002011-01-31T16:19:54.415-07:00Just found your blog and feel the need to tell you...Just found your blog and feel the need to tell you that I love the poem!<br />And I'm curious (for a change...) do you listen to Rammstein? <br /><br />- Charlotte (procrastinationsquared.blogspot.com)Charlottehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15299637293632514862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-85547073221305193412011-01-31T14:37:24.967-07:002011-01-31T14:37:24.967-07:00Mike
don't you censor our love! henry and i wi...Mike<br />don't you censor our love! henry and i will hump whenever and wherever, and to whatever captive audience, we want. *sob*<br /><br />Sugar Free,<br />yeeeeeeees? i'm listening...<br /><br />Copyboy,<br />actually, henry would read the haiku, and I would pump HIM. you were close, though.<br /><br />Sam,<br />all you have to do to coerce mother nature is to kill people?<br /><br />WHY HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE?!<br /><br />Lady M,<br />i am honored that my deep, soul-searching poetry has inspired you. and now that sugar free has become my bitch, i will physically force her against her will to write you some beautiful poetry, too.Henrietta Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759980222087034766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-7699744853829085782011-01-31T12:10:42.945-07:002011-01-31T12:10:42.945-07:00That poem was bloody brilliant. It made me laugh m...That poem was bloody brilliant. It made me laugh my head off, it was so shit. Inspired!<br /><br />Hey, now Sugar Free is your bitch, you should take advantage. Like get her to do your hoovering or hang out your washing. <br /><br />I wish I had a bitch.Annie (Lady M) xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00086309578820420578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-46735359585739610962011-01-31T10:54:34.048-07:002011-01-31T10:54:34.048-07:00I would totally visit you this weekend if you were...I would totally visit you this weekend if you were, in fact, in the South Pacific...drug cartel or no. ;) <br /><br />I too hate snow and I hate being cold and my dumbass voluntarily moved to friggin' Michigan. *sigh* There hasn't been an above freezing (32F) temperature in over a month now. I might have to start killing people to get Mother Nature to change her mind.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-80089849675600639072011-01-31T10:46:25.742-07:002011-01-31T10:46:25.742-07:00I hate it when those brit professors embarrass me....I hate it when those brit professors embarrass me. I think I had one college. Though in his defense I wasn't paying attention either. BTW...I think you also wrote a haiku!!!! Good one!!! Henry would be so pumped!!Copyboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00339752422561039109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-73950386169912673242011-01-31T10:35:52.357-07:002011-01-31T10:35:52.357-07:00I'm a little late in on this one. Your welcom...I'm a little late in on this one. Your welcome Kage. I do so love bribes, don't you? Oh the things we can do together with me as your bitch..... <br /><br />Cheers, darling!Heather (aka Sugar Free)https://www.blogger.com/profile/09962640148972128288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-22202751417783078132011-01-31T07:22:12.532-07:002011-01-31T07:22:12.532-07:00You are going to be a guest on Henry's radio s...You are going to be a guest on Henry's radio show. I know it.<br /><br />Try not to jump him in the first 5 minutes, ok? Wet mushy sex sounds actually don't make good radio, believe it or not.<br /><br />Do that after.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09542308891409116647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-45248871225379165882011-01-30T23:32:05.151-07:002011-01-30T23:32:05.151-07:00Hed,
no no no no! you're not terminally stupid...Hed,<br />no no no no! you're not terminally stupid, i am! oh honey, no no noHenrietta Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759980222087034766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-88860086704087331242011-01-30T23:30:10.579-07:002011-01-30T23:30:10.579-07:00I'm terminally stupid? Doh!
(I probably am......I'm terminally stupid? Doh!<br /><br />(I probably am...I spelled "terminally" wrong about 8 times.)<br /><br />hed<br /><br />PS what the fuck is wrong with your captcha? This time it said "couchi". It knows your secrets, Kage...hedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238318473453113791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-44383818444211978902011-01-30T23:05:16.519-07:002011-01-30T23:05:16.519-07:00Oilfield Daddy,
haha! you said blow.
Hed,
i TOTAL...Oilfield Daddy,<br />haha! you said blow.<br /><br />Hed,<br />i TOTALLY glazed over that jail bit, hey? hahahaha!<br /><br />so anyway...how are you?<br /><br />(i'm okay, thank-you for asking, sweet girl. just terminally stupid.)<br /><br />Kevie,<br />you, are, so, right, man, my, poem, could, use, some, commas, they, are, like, the, punctuation, mark, of, the, people,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,<br /><br />and, haha, yeah, fuck, that, guy, geoffrey, haha,,,,,,,,,,,,,<br /><br />Bruce,<br />wow, the passion. the swears. the hatred. the a-<br /><br />wait. the ACID?!?!<br /><br />fuckin 'eh, bruce. respect.<br /><br />christopher allen,<br />i like the preemptive strike approach - calling in two days before it even snows to beat all your colleagues to the punch. haha! and while this may not make you very popular come tuesday, i doubt this concern will penetrate the porn-watching, hot-chocolate-sipping fort you'll have built from your couch cushions long enough for you to give a shit.<br /><br />i should be there by noon, one at the latest, with the little marshmallows, the whipped cream and the bondage cuffs.<br /><br />and yes, you may watch "the making of a bitch", but only if you hold the video camera steady. otherwise, you are useless to us, and you'll be out on your ass.Henrietta Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12759980222087034766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-58307244842804782312011-01-30T17:41:10.618-07:002011-01-30T17:41:10.618-07:00we're supposed to get 18 inches of snow tuesda...we're supposed to get 18 inches of snow tuesday<br /><br />i already called in sick<br /><br />Also, can I watch that whole making my bitch thing? That sounds like great fun.Christopherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17045294003088106262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-1838959061729881402011-01-30T17:21:44.307-07:002011-01-30T17:21:44.307-07:00i fucking hate snow...
and geoffrey and i don'...i fucking hate snow...<br /><br />and geoffrey and i don't EVEN know who he is...but i fucking hate him. <br /><br /><br />and i hate skiing. <br /><br />but i loved acid....<br /><br />Bruce<br /><a href="http://bruceejohnsonjadip.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Bruce Johnson JADIP</a><br />Evil Twin<br /><a href="http://unfilterdstupidityabounds.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">stupid stuff I see and hear</a><br />The Dreamodeling Guy<br /><a href="http://dreamodeling.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">dreamodeling!</a><br />The Guy Book<br /><a href="http://boyswillbemen.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">The Guy Book</a>that guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09171219082208472827noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-49553163842184565422011-01-30T16:51:09.560-07:002011-01-30T16:51:09.560-07:00Your poem could use some commas... I thought we we...Your poem could use some commas... I thought we went over this... hahaha...<br /><br />Snow sucks the bag, unless you're one of those wienies that skis. Ask me if I am.<br /><br />I'm not.<br /><br />You know who probably is a skiing wieny? Geoffrey.<br /><br />Man, fuck that guy.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-47077876635992617202011-01-30T16:50:14.951-07:002011-01-30T16:50:14.951-07:00"last weekend I was in jail"...hmm...you..."last weekend I was in jail"...hmm...you seemed to glaze over that one-I hope you are okay.<br /><br />Random question: Doesn't the guy who is in the mirror next to Jello kinda look like Patrick Swayze? And if that was true wouldn't that be hi-larious?<br /><br />PS Your captcha hates you-it was "skiing". No shit.<br /><br />hedhedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238318473453113791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7082346318669125701.post-67571294056286097212011-01-30T15:32:41.235-07:002011-01-30T15:32:41.235-07:00Great poem Kage. I agree with you about the snow, ...Great poem Kage. I agree with you about the snow, it does blow.Oilfield Trashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00527580828815598952noreply@blogger.com